Clearance

Things that don't last as long as we would like:

1. Our birthday
2. Naps
3. Phone batteries
4. Snacks

Regretfully, sometimes things will pass their Best Before date whilst still in stock, so this gives us a quandary; do we offer these goods to you, our beloved customers, at a knock-down price, or do we keep it all to ourselves, frantically eating it all during lunch breaks?  Well, for the sake of our sanity and waistlines we've gone for the former.  Please note that these things are all still perfectly fit for consumption!