Van Holtens Pickle-Ice Flavoured Freeze Pop (60ml)
And on the eighth day, God created the Pickle-Ice Flavoured Freeze Pop, because it was the only thing He hadn't thought of already. Yes, it's a liquid tube of pickle-brine liquid which you cunningly freeze like any other more regular ice-pop. Plus it's got electrolytes added to make it better for you than any old regular brine. Truly, the age of consumerism has reached its zenith. Or nadir, we suppose, depending on whether you like pickles or not.